Abort MIssion

My goal for writing this blog was to add some fan mania to legitimate facts. I have worked at being accurate and funny. I strive to give you the best that I have to offer. But all this effort seems to be futile. Because apparently all you have to do is pick by friggin mascot!

The picks this week went horribly awry! Lys won for the second time this year and did it in very dominating fashion. For those of you who don't know Lys picks by mascot. And this week she went 8-2. That's right 8 wins and 2 losses. She had a chance to go 10 and 0 if it weren't for two crazy upsets. If Wisconsin and Notre Dame had taken care of business, this very well might have been the last blog that I wrote. Every one else in the picks went 4-6. This is just stupid.

Well I have nothing else to say. I am flabbergasted and my credibility is shot. I stand before you a humbled man with no sense as to where I will go from here. Maybe I will take a job as a mascot somewhere. Live like no one is watching, and if you need football advice, call Lys!