TEXAS TECH PLAYS DEFENSE, NO I SWEAR!
Wow! It was another great day in college football. Penn State no longer has to argue about the BCS, because they lost to an unranked team. Graham Harrell threw fifty times and still completed eighty percent of his passes. Thats just stupid. Oh yeah and for good measure Texas Techs defense held Heisman hopeful Dez Bryant to under a hundred yards recieving. I have a theory: If you have a a heisman hopeful, DO NOT BRING THEM TO LUBBOCK! Graham Harrell and Michael Crabtree are making it a two man race for theHeisman by the process of elimination. I went 4 and six in the football picks this week which puts me at 6 and 14 over all. My brother John went 7-3 and my lovely girlfriend, who will now be the author of this stupid blog, went 8-2. Florida put 50 something on Vandy who has given up less than 30 in every other game this year. Alabama had to win in overtime against an LSU team that Florida routed. I think that might show you something about Alabama. USC won a close game which proves absolutely nothing. Now before we get to the BUS standings I have 10 lessons that I learned today about College football
10.) Terrell Pryor can throw.
9.) USC has a GREAT defense.
8.) Iowa has no sentimental favorite.
7.) Oklahoma has an offense and thats good.
6.) Blue Turf+four different guys throwing touchdown passes=WIN.
5.) Notre Dame is a mess.
4.) Completing 70% of your passes for 5 touchdowns puts you second in the battle of the best quaterback in the Big 12.
3.) Tim Tebow can kick your ass.
2.) Michael Crabtree-enough said.
1.) The best way to pick college football games is by mascot.
Ok now the reason your all reading, Here it is the BUS top 25.
BUS STANDINGS
1.) Texas Tech
2.) Alabama
3.) Texas
4.) Florida
5.) Oklahoma
6.) Utah
7.) Boise State
8.) Penn State- the Big 1o is weak but I love ol' Joe Paterno
9.) USC
10.) Ohio State
11.) Georgia
12.) Mizzou
13.) Ball State
14.) BYU
15.) Oklahoma State
16.) Michigan State
17.) North Carolina
18.) TCU
19.) LSU
20.) Cincinatti
21.) Oregon
22.) Pitt
23.) Oregon State
24.) Miami
25.) Tulsa
Well there it is. Live like no one is watching and remember if your favorite team's mascot sucks, find another one like the Trojans, because that is a condom brand!

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