My Hats in the ring or whatever!

I have decided to use my blog to announce my intention to apply for some of the open coaching positions in college football.  I know you think i would be brilliant at you favorite college but the job might not be open.  So lets not let any of the coaches who think they have job security sweat and just stick to the open jobs.  So follow with me if you will as I weigh the pros and cons of each job.

1.) Stanford- I know it is not open yet but Jim Harbaugh has expressed interest in the Oakland Raider job so let us just speak in hypotheticals for a moment.   I have strong ties to Stanford, my favorite quaterback is John Elway, I like trees, and well thats all.  The only down side to this job is that EVERYONE at that University is smarter than me including the maintenance staff!

2.) Clemson- This would be a great job for a new young coach.  The base at that team is young.  Also the recruiting oppurtinuties are astounding.  I could step in immediately and make that a bowl eligible team.  The major down side to this job is that their jerseys are awful.  I could never be associated with such ridiculous uniforms.  This job is out.

3.) Tennessee- The first major upside to this job is that is in the SEC.  A head coaching job in the SEC is a phenomal oppurtunity.  You can recruit easily due to the prominence of the conference and the team.  Two major downsides to this job are I dont think i could keep the job until the next manning came around and i really dont want to beat up Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, Mike Richt, which is waht would probably happen if I met them in person. 

4.)Penn State- This is another job that is not open yet.  But i think Joe Pa might retire and taht would leave this positon open.  I would be the perfect candidate for a smooth transition for the team because I understand just as much about the spread offense and the BCS as Coach Paterno does, not to mention I have fragile hips.  The downside is that the guy who follows a legend never lasts and I would probably lose this job after the spring game of my first year when they realized that I hate  the Big 10 and love Michigan.

5.) Washington/washington State- Only one of these jobs are open.  But you see these teams are so abysmal they might as well combine the schools and hand me the reins.  I cant do any worse then the current staff right.  Major downside, there is no job security when you have a job where you cant recruit and therefore cant win.

6.) K-state- This maybe the most awesome job available out there to me.  I like the opportunity to coach in the Big 12.  I could beat texas every year and the opportunity for recruits would sky rocket.  Another major upside  to this job is that i would love to live in Manhattan....wait what it is Manhattan Kansas, oh no that sucks, Cant do that!

7.) Auburn Offensive Coodinater- Another great job that i would be great at.  I would have the amazing chance to bring the wish bone back to college football! Yeah I think this is the job I ll take because everyone would be dumbfounded by the simplicity of the mighty WISHBONE!

In some actual football news.  Utah beat TCU in a defensive struggle, The terps lost a heartbreaker and MY Denver Broncos pulled the game out and won in the last minute! Live like no one is watching and love your llamas!