Top 10 sportsnews headlines that piss me off

10.) Why are we questioning Mike Singletary's decicsion to send Vernon Davis to the locker room.  I think we need more coaches like this.  Davis was acting like a diva and needed to be knocked down a notch.  I think Mike singletary has teh right approach.  The last few years pro athletes have been saying that you have to treat them like grown men but continue to act like High School kids.  So I say treat them like High School kids.  Tom Coughlin and Mike Singletary are old school guys that dont feel the need to take crap, from over paid babies.  I like it Mike and hopefully Vernon will learn a few things.  Vernon is from maryland I think he can be a good solid player in the league.  Maybe this type of treatment is actually what we need to turn these guys around.  So media stop asking of if he overreacted and just let him do his job while he has it!

9.)  The World Series a major crapshoot.  First we had two small market teams and that the MLB really doesnt market so noone will watch.  Then we have a rain delay on game 4 and game 5 got posponed.  THIS SUCKS!!! Not to mention my new band wagon team The Rays are down 3-1 and havent really shown up at all.  The middle of their lineup is like 5 for 40 or something like that.  Is there anyway we can just call it a draw and fire Bud Selig?  Please.

8.) I am talking about baseball in the middle of football season.  Once again I propose we wedgie Bud Selig.

7.)  The NFL, for the second year in a row,  had a football game in London.  WHY?  Didnt the NFL Europe fall apart.  It is obvious that the UK didnt accept our version of football so FUCK EM.  Bad idea NFL.  Keep it in the States, this includes Toronto,  BUFFALO STAY OUT OF FUCKING CANADA!!!!

6.) It really pisses me off that Michigan versus Purdue is not a highlight on the schedule in the BIG 10.  I mean these are two elite college football programs......OK I know its a load of bull shit.  These two teams couldnt be more garbage.  I really hope that both teams turn it around but it definately wont be this year, and that is soo depressing.  PS FUCK THE SPREAD OFFENSE IN ANN ARBOR!  Damn that Rich Rodriguez!

5.)I am sick and tired of athlete apologies.  I wish every idiot got the opportunity to apology for their stupidity through their agents and spoke people.  Wouldnt it make them all seem more believably! NO!  You want me to accept that your not an idiot, stop doing stupid shit.  All that money and only thing you can find to do with your time is spit your drink in the face of a woman at the club.  DUMBASS!.  You have a multi-million dollar mansion but you carry your weed around with you in the car.  DIPSHIT!!!  In the words of the immortal Jim Carrey, and possibly the greatest legal advice ever, STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLES!

4.)  I am extremely worried that we will have another garbage Big 10 team in the national title game.  Sure Penn State might run the table but who have they really played besides of course Ohio State but we have already seen how well they do on the national stage.  I love Joe Pa and I love that he is proving that he really does still have it, BUT the conference is just garbage I wish that Penn State had played a tougher non conference schedule then adn only then could there have been an actual discussion as to whether or not they sould be in the national title game.  Please BCS computers if you are listening pick a big 12 v. sec national title game.

3.)  BCS busters suck.  I am always on the band wagon of one of these non-bcs schools and they always let me down.  Other than Boise state a few years ago there has not been one of these small conference schools worth getting excited about.  Of course since I love the underdog I always jump on the band wagon and they always let me down(BYU).  Now i know its my fault but I really dont think that any of these teams could survive in a big conference.  there is an exception and that is believe it or not TCU.  I think if they were in a big conference they would have a better recruiting chance.   They are in a prime recruiting location and if you put them in the big 12 they would have a legitimate national championship shot thusly attracting more of the big texas recruits.  Other than that FUCK YOU UTAH, and you too TULSA!

2.)  Tech VS. Texas! Yeah its a big game, Yeah Colt McCoy is amazing, yeah I just puked.  I really hope Tech destroys Texas.  My brother made a good point about defense, but to that I say defense, schemense! I think that Tech can outscore Texas! Thats right I said it.  Let the emails pour in.  But I do.  everyone is worried about Techs Defense but i  think that they will make one stop and that might be all it takes.  Plus I hate UT and need them to lose, and sense I couldnt root against them when they were playing teams from Ok"blah"oma I can or Miss"bore"i  I am now excited that I can root on the fighting Red Raiders.  I mean with a coach that seeems like he burned all his good brain cells up and doesnt worry about "what those stupid computers are doing" I think this might be the chance to beat this stupid Long horn team.  GUNS UP!!  the only down fall here is that this might open up the chance for Penn State to get into the National Championship in which case I just contradicted my self.  My head hurts!!!

1.)  FUCK USC.  If they get into the national title game i may never watch another college football again!