Late Night Learning

Stop reading now if you think this is about late night fetish porn.  Its actually about what I learn every night from my non-athletic brother who picks his favorite teams by mascot coolness.  Fuck you its a word.  He has this new desire to learn and understand college football.  Its actually quite disturbing considering he also plays hours of civilization and as we speak is probably downloading asian porn.  I know alot of it has to do with his roommate Krieg who is my old roomate and talks alot about football, but I think also has to do with his desire to know more than how intimidating a tortoise can be.  I am impressed with how much he knows.  He has an amazing ability to learn and an amazing desire to understand everything he researches.  He asks questions he reads articles and he yells GO TERPS on wednesday.  Sounds like a real fan to me.  He has another quality of a true fan.  Even if he cant prove by research knowledge  that his team is the best he just convinces himself of that fact and yells GO TERPS until you agree with him just to shut him up.  I learn more about what he knows during late night conversations than I would ever have imagined him knowing about football.  I  mean this is a guy who quit football in high school because "it just wasnt as violent as I thought it would be"  Any way thanks for the new found knowledge of Maryland football, seeing as I always thought they were jsut a womens basketball team, and GO TERPS. God that is wierd to say.   Live like no one is watching and john stop trying to match like a virgen to "Yellow Fever Fiver in your attempt to make a porn version of "Dark Side Of OZ".